TheUrbanite
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We interrupt your program...
And now a word from your local sponsors:
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Need a new look to beat the police or facial recognition software? At Doc Sawbones' Body Shop Emporium your secret identity is protected and your injuries and treatment handled with the highest amount of discretion! Doc Sawbone isn't interested in what lies beneath your mask because guess what? He wears one too!
So come on down to Doc Sawbones' Body Shop Emporium today!
"Hi there Gastrics and Gallbladders, I'm Doc Sawbones, a bonified metal-level human who just happens to be a World Class surgeon! Got scrapes and bruises or mild contusions? Well go on to the Thompkins clinic. I handle only the most serious hero or villain educed medical emergencies. Whatever your faction, alligence , or political leanings, I'm here for you and all your meta-medical needs! For resurrections and extra-terrestrial patients, please call ahead for pricing but for all of you other costumed characters, Stop On Down to Doc Sawbones' Body Shop Emporium today!"
Paid for by Doc Sawbones' Body Shop Emporium and LexCorp. LexCorp, building better worlds.
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Oct/25/2016, 4:40 am
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Supergirly
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Re: We interrupt your program...
(( LOL, that was good. I don't think Kara would call him, but that made me laugh. ))
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Oct/26/2016, 6:25 pm
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TheUrbanite
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Re: We interrupt your program...
Spoiler sport.
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Oct/27/2016, 11:09 pm
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Lightning Strike
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Re: We interrupt your program...
((Nice one Gore! good to see Dr Sawbones still around))
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Oct/30/2016, 7:25 am
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